We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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