We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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