So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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