It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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