i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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