She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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