David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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