you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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