i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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