Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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