Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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