new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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