dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
