I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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