go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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