fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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