you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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