that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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