watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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