If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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