so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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