Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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