Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Still dying that you shit outside
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
