I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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