Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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