Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Randomize
