I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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