Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
