In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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