Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Sorry my hands just texted you
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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