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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Enjoy the penises
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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