DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
vagina is talking i cant
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Randomize
