Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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