I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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