How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I cockslap morals
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have aggressive nipples.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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