I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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