so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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