Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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