You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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