Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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