she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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