hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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