Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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