Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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