Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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