Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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