ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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