dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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