she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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