dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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