the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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