My balls are so social today.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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