is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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