i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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