I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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